The crown of the kingdom is given to the woman 
The kingdom of the kitchen where she says she shouldn't, 
There on the stainless steel her cigarettes and matches 
Whistles to the radio to every hook she catches, 

But the frowns 
Eider downs, 
Tie her down 
But she likes to wear the crown of the kingdom. 

She like the recipes a touch of oriental 
Steaming up the windows burning egg on metal, 
Sees in a catalogue a shiny new appliance 
Another role swallowed by the wonders of science, 

Lobster hands 
Omelette pans, 
Understand 
How the crown can stick like jam in her kingdom. 

He's been so busy and she's been neglected, 
The problem is computed and always it's rejected, 
Out of her heart I catch a spark, 
And being smart 
The crown is left out in the dark now there's no kingdom. 

Fed up with the glory she abdicates her title 
Sitting at a bar stool she gives her day's recital, 
The family watch in horror 
As she staggers up the hallway 
Makes herself a sandwich 
As they're looking through the doorway, 
She goes to bed 
Leg by leg, 
Nothing's said 
There's no crown upon her head there's no kingdom. 

Press the button on the toaster 
It's a woman's world, 
Tuck the sheets in on the bed 
It's a woman's world, 
Take your apron from your holster 
It's a woman's world, 
Shoot the crown off of your head 
It's a woman's world.