I must admit I hate the mornings I wish that they had never invented it And skipped straight to the evening bit It would make much more sense 'cos Nothing ever happens in the morning You sit around it can get quite boring for some And you never get anything done 'Cos you're feeling to bad I wanna share with you a little problem I have trouble getting out of bed I'd rather just sleep instead Oh God I hate mornings I have to have at least a cup of coffee If I haven't, don't bother talking to me In fact make that two or three Before you try to approach me When I do wake up it's never worth it Cold pizza, beer and fag butts by the bed There's a battle going on your head Mornings are so overrated What I wanna know, what I gotta know Is why the hell I got up out of bed When I could be laying in and sleeping instead