Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date To have a little loving in the back row Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun But don't tell daddy, that's a no-no Hope it won't offend, maybe you could bring a friend We could have more fun with three If she's up for some, you could even bring your mum She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me All you ever think about is me, me, me And I can understand it My ego's got so big lately Swear that you could see it standing on another planet I would've thought you'd have noticed My ego's too big Yeah I'm the host with the mostest My ego's too big Don't tell me you haven't noticed My ego's too big Hi, I'm the host with the mostest Hey teach, remember when you used to preach 'Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well' As a rule always had to act a fool But look at me now, shows you never can tell Now you're finally listening to me, me, me And that's not how you planned it My ego's got so big lately Swear that you could see it standing on another planet Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you've seen our faces in the news Maybe it's just that you're out of practise Hell yeah! Taking that for granted Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase The only sleep we get is when we're travelling to the next place Hell yeah! I miss my family But I've got all my best friends right here around me And it's worth for that one hour Get up on stage and feel that power Me and you have got this understanding Better clear the floor My ego's coming in for landing