All the boys are standing at the bar drinking beer no better than dutch And all the boys are standing at the bar talking about how girls are too much But get up and now he's acting tough But get up and now he's acting tough But sit down And all the girls are sitting at the bar talking about her boyfriends old shtick And all the girls are sitting at the bar talking about how he now makes her sick But get up and say you've had enough Get up and say you've had enough But sit down It's not done in malice It's all just kissing practice It's not done in malice It's all just kissing practice All the boys are standing at the bar drinking beer no better than cans And all the boys are standing at the bar reeling over next weekends plans But get up now he's acting tough Get up and now he's acting tough But sit down All the girls are sitting at the bar talking about her ideal type And all the girls are sitting at the bar pining for their dream wife life But get up and say you've had enough But get up and say you've had enough But sit down It's not done in malice It's all just kissing practice It's not done in malice It's all just kissing practice