Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say kindergarten All my six year-olds here getting started This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down You don't need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it's right here now I am tired of the fresh beat, banned songs So I had to make that "bump it in the van" song Backseat, how you feel, how you feel now? (Woo!) Let's hit Wendy's, hit McDonald's, happy meal now (Woop) We'll get the toy you want so bad But I know like in a month, I'ma be throwing that toy out Man, it's sort of divine Riding 'round with a six year-old sort-of-a mind Let's watch Frozen for the hundred-fortieth time And pretend we're still shocked when Hans is a bad guy (Spoiler alert!) This the moms' and the dads' rhymes (Tuck it in the shirt) Let's sing along in the Dodge Like your daughter learned every word to Nicki Minaj That she heard on the radio, way to go This is for the moms in the front seat (front seat) Coupons, on her way to buy lunch meat (I see you, mom!) I know you're at the park with your daughter nowadays But you still know every word to "Forgot About Dre" Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say in the first grade All my two year-olds go, "It's your birthday!" This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down You don't need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it's right here now We're not there yet, are we? If you playing Barbies Listening to Barney, we gon' throw a party 'Til we're scanning Arnies from Cameron to Carly If you're in a car seat, put your sippy cups in the air right now Throw the food on the floor a little more, in the high chair right now Crayons on the door if you don't care right now I know sometimes I spit it explicit Sticker on my CD from all my elicit linguistics I'm tryin' to fix it, I guess that is mainly what this is So I won't say the A word, the B word The C word, the D word, the E word, the F word Eliminate the guess work so you could drive a while Couple miles with your hands off the dial You know I got your back, mom, if you like rap songs But you don't like when your kid says motherfucker Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say kindergarten All my six year-olds here getting started This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down You don't need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it's right here now I am tired of the fresh beat, banned songs (Sorry Twist) So I had to make that "bump it in the van" song This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down (Turn it up!) You don't need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it's right here now [Jerry:] First grade [Other kid:] Forget it, Jerry! That's my line, not yours Shut up, Kayla. So eat it, get it, Jerry [Jerry:] Shout out to Bridget, shout out to May [Spose:] Shout out to Lily and Daisy and Cal I be in the place right now Say, "Ah yeah!" [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Ah yeah!" [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Bleep!" [Everyone:] Bleep! [Spose:] Say, "Bleep!" [Everyone:] Bleep! Ah, yeah! [Spose:] You don't need a radio edit, it's right here now [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Turkey burgers" [Everyone:] Turkey burgers [Spose:] Get it, Jerry! [Other kid:] Get it, Jerry! And that's mine