Snow's on the ground but I'm dressed for the party like it's springtime
Hit the button on my phone cuz I'm going downtown but in the meantime
So I'll write a little song that's what I do
I got maggots on my brain
And beats in my shoes
Here's my ride
Now I'll sing my song
I got a Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
We'll take a little sip
Take a little trip
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Got a Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
So I got to the club and I left my bottle in the doorway
Said I was on the guest list and the doorman told me no way
Then I turned right around hit my app again
Grabbed my bottle like it was my only friend
And I took a pull from it
And I hopped right in
I got a Uber and a fifth
Uber and a Fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Got a uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
We'll take a little sip
Take a little trip
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
When it starts to hit
We'll know that this is it
And what's the point of living if all we do
Is just exist
So I'm hangin' with my friends and we're dressed for the party in the sunrise
Hit the button on my phone cuz we're runnin' low but in the meantime
We're all leavin' with what we came to get
A no holds barred night of low regret
And we'll sip on some pre mix
It's 6 am
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix with tequila
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix with tequila
I got a Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth
Uber and a fifth of tequila
We'll take a little sip
Take a little trip
Uber and a fifth of tequila
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix
Uber and some mix with tequila
When it starts to hit
We'll know that this is it
