I'm Herman McDermitt If there's a better way I'll learn it I'm HMC my irregular ways confirm it I'm HMC in my tower of ivory If yo find me I'll burn it You won't see me for dust There's no one I trust A hermit I must be I won't be your criminal I don't want your laws Your taxi cabs and cheap kebabs And dingy dancing halls I don't want your wedding bells No top notch salary It's a cabin in the hills Or a cottage by the sea for me I'm Herman McDermitt If there's a better way I'll learn it I'm HMC my irregular ways confirm it I'm HMC in my tower of ivory If yo find me I'll burn it You won't see me for dust There's no one I trust A hermit I must be You treated me like an afterthought And after all I'd done Subjected me to ridicule That's your idea of fun O city full of promises and citadels so grand I said goodbye to you and yours and left for no-man's land I'm Herman McDermitt If there's a better way I'll learn it I'm HMC my irregular ways confirm it I'm HMC in my tower of ivory If yo find me I'll burn it You won't see me for dust There's no one I trust A hermit I must be Living in the wilderness Brings out the beast in me I know I'm not the only one The scent is on the breeze Some of us have broken hearts Or a price upon our heads One day soon we'll all return And kill you in your beds I'm Herman McDermitt If there's a better way I'll learn it I'm HMC my irregular ways confirm it I'm HMC in my tower of ivory If yo find me I'll burn it You won't see me for dust There's no one I trust A hermit I must be