Big new stink
Too much pink
Oooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

Dump the link
Too much pink
Ooooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

Zillion dollars worth of noise
All to sell some pinkish toys
We say on behalf of boys
Crush Barbie

Wasted film and ink
Still way too much pink
Oooooo must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie

I know she don't exist
Never ever been kissed
I know this might sound rude
I don't think she's ever been screwed

Looks like pepto's our new drink
We're all overdosed on pink
Ooooooo must crush Barbie

Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush Barbie
Must crush bar bieeeeeeee