Once upon a time, I had a crazy fling And let me tell you, babe, you gave me quite a turn You took your sweet affection in reverse direction And showed me new ways to yearn Almost drove me crazy when you left me The work to get you back, it was a hefty Kept you for a week or two of peekaboo Came to my senses and broke up with you But I saw you the other day Been doing squats the wrong way I can't approve the new rig I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better when your butt was big Better when your butt was big You're quite demurring when you smile Turn the back of your affection on the little guy And when a classic beauty like the girl-next-door Goes to the nickel store, who am I to question why? Predictably, she deigns complaint With the quaintness of the merchandise And sends him ringing hands through lonely lands To ask his worried friends' advice But I saw you the other day Been doing squats the wrong way I can't approve the new rig I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better Better when your butt was big Better when your butt was big You're quite demurring when you smile Turn the back of your affection on the little guy And when a classic beauty like the girl-next-door Goes to the nickel store, who am I to question why? Predictably she deigns complaint With the quaintness of the merchandise And sends him ringing hands through lonely lands To ask his worried friends' advice But I saw you the other day Been doing squats the wrong way I can't approve the new rig I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better when your butt was big I liked you better Better when your butt was big Better when your butt was big