Girls are against God but I'm not one
I spend ten thousand hours avoiding this problem
Pledging allegiance to whoever I show credentials to
I'm not from where I came from, a monsoon
Today is magic, they crowned the vampire queen
How'd I outlast all the bus trips? 3 a.m. and sick
Today is magic
Don't let me understand
That's how I fuck up all my plans
Wearing my pig perfume to Foto Club for the riff reunion
I'm not like how I act, I'll try it soon
Today is magic, they named the harpy boss
How'd I outlast all the drunken bike rides 'round your park?
Today is magic
Don't let me understand
That's how I fuck up all my plans
How I fuck up all my plans
Today is magic, they voted in the sphinx
How'd I outlast all the hypnotism done on me?
Today is magic
Don't let me understand
That's how I fuck up all my plans
How I fuck up all my plans
I'm not like other girls and I am
Today is magic and nothing can stop its plans
