They came to see you shimmy for them, all right And they came to see you Hully Gully, all right And they came to see a bit of pure entertainment But never were happy And they weren't satisfied And they weren't satisfied They came to see you do the Texas Two-Step And they came to see the Philly Slide done right And they came to see an endless show But they left with not getting their fill, and so They felt so let down And they felt so let down And they, they, they, they, they Saw you do the Hitchhike in a Béjart kind of way And they, they, they, they, they Saw you do the Cha-Cha in a Balanchine-like way And they hoped you would do the Twist, all night And they hoped you would do the Twine, all night And they felt so let down And they felt so let down And they, they, they, they, they Came to see you do the Shimmy, but they did not stay