It started on a Tuesday
It must have been that lunch meat
I haven't been intimate
And anyway, I'm careful

We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

Has everyone gone Christian?
Well, glory, hallelujah
But I'm beyond salvation
I haven't got a prayer

The Willy's do this to ya
The Willy's do this to ya
The Willy's do this to ya, to ya

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
It's hard to explain
Like Citizen Kane
To someone who's blind

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place, Willy now

We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy

Physically, physically, I'm splendid
Mentally, mentally, I'm splendid
Morally, morally he is lax
And maybe that's the problem

We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy
We know what you got, boy, what you got

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys

The Willys do this to you
The Willys do this to you
The Willys do this to you, to you

We know what you got, boy
We know what you got
We know what you got, boy, what you got
What you got, what you got

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
You shiver and shake
You're doin' Swan Lake
All over the place

They call it the Willys
They call it the Willys
I'm speaking Chinese
I'm swinging from trees
I'm wearing your gowns

La, la, la, la, Willys, Willys
Willys, Willys, the Willys
The Willys, the Willys, the Willys

We know what you got, boy, we know what you got
We know what you got, boy, what you got
  (The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya )

  (The Willys do this to ya, to ya)
We know what you got, boy, we know what you got
  (The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya)

We know what you got, boy, we know what you got
  (The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya, to ya)
We know what you got, boy, what you got
  (The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya, to ya)
(The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya, to ya)
(The Willys do this to ya, the Willys do this to ya, to ya)