Wish that she could be here now But she's at the opera tonight Opera, where everything is... Sacred Amen! First she dies and dies and dies And then she bows and bows and bows She'll be bowing now 'til dawn Ann, dear, I love you so But all that bowing's gotta go Take a last bow—enough! Make it seem more off the cuff But Henry, you didn't answer: why? Yes why did you become a comedian? So why did you become a comedian? Yes why did you become a comedian? Hey, Henry!? Why? I'll tell you why To disarm people Make them laugh It's the only way I know to tell the truth Without getting killed OK, well that's it for tonight! Oh no, no!