You see, my serial pussy days are over Because, well... I've, I've just met someone Someone so It all went so fast I just moved into her tiny hidden palace—'cause yes, she's a queen And now, I'm engaged I know, I know—marrying a girl when you're as young and green as me, it's like... swimming the Atlantic with a concrete block tied to your left testicle Well yes now, I'm engaged Copped out in my early age So who, you ask, would marry me? Who would be the least likely? No, this ain't a joke so far Yes, Ann Defrasnoux, the opera star Oh no! What? What's wrong, lady? Ann and me —You disagree? What is it —Blasphemy? Why? Is she too perfect? Yes, yes, yes! And I? Some loathsome insect? Yes, yes, yes! OK... I'll accept that First time I fell in love Woke up next to the girl Rushed out to buy myself the biggest motorbike I could find and escaped, fast and far But Ann the soprano has changed me I have changed How? I'm still not sure Time will tell What I see in her is obvious What she sees in me, hmm, that's a little more puzzling