Computer girl My computer girl (This is a recording) She's got no arms She's got no legs For computers have no limbs (This is a recording) At first She did not work right At first She did not function I took a hammer I took some nails I went hammer, hammer, hammer Rat tat tat Fix fix fix My computer girl My computer girl (This is a recording) Well, if you'd like A date with her Stick an IBM card In her stomach Oh, if you'd like A date with her Place an IBM card In her stomach Well, if you'd like A date with my computer girl You gotta take an IBM card And place it in her stomach That's what That's what you gotta do Oh, computer girl Computer girl My computer girl