Everybody likes a happy ending Especially ones that make you want to cry Personally I like the ones that start When someone marries someone and they die Now, here's a story about a girl I once knew Prettiest little thing you ever did see Her mother was a man who went by the name of Stan Now everyone is someone till they die Here's a little story that I once heard About a little man who wanted fame To climb to the top, he had to step on everyone Now nobody can quite recall his name Everybody likes a happy ending Especially ones that make you want to cry Personally I like the ones that start When someone marries someone and they die