I have a magic toenail I keep it on my foot Its always there to rescue me When something goes kaput It has the cutest cuticle Free of all disease As toenails go, Its really quite extra-ordinary Thank you, thank you Thank you magic toenail I love my magic toenail Its magical and good, Sometimes i'll take my magic toenail to lunch And give it a sandwich Because it likes to eat the sandwiches Thank you, thank you Thank you magic toenail I love you magic toenail