Even if you're eyes fell out their sockets Even if you could never see the light of day Even if your legs always did a wobble I'd still love you like yesterday Even if you cut your hair all funny Even if I never ever came Even if you drank yourself a big belly I'd still love you like it's yesterday Even if you stained your teeth all yellow Even if you only spoke in rhymes Even if you didn't have any rhythm I'd still love you, yeah, I wouldn't mind Even if your hands turned into claws Even if you grew 15 foot 4 Even if you said you didn't love me I'd still love you just like... Like before Even if you stole all of my money Even if you sat on all my friends Even if you never told a joke that was funny Even if you always have the bends Even if you always have the bends Even if you always have the bends Even if you always have the bends Even if you always have the bends Even if you always have the bends Even if you cut yourself wide open Even if you move miles away Even if you turn 30 and you're still smoking I'd still love you like it's yesterday