There's a party in my head 
Won't let me go to bed 
Have to stay up instead 
Go to the party in my head 
We're divorced before we're wed 
I'm reborn before I'm dead 
Straight from the mouth of Mr Ed 
Invited to the party in my head 

Stop that banging on the wall 
I won't turn down the noise at all 
I'm footloose and fancy free 
My head the place to be 

There's a party in my head 
I can't remember what you said 
The sad truth's I'm poorly bred 
Raised at the party in my head 
There's an orgy like Club Med 
Where everybody rocks my bed 
Your baby wonders where you fled 
Came at the party in my head 

Though you may call 999 
They will hang up everytime 
It's too late they're here with me 
Off their heads and on the beat 

There's no charge the entry's free 
I gave the doorman a kiss, you see 
And all the guests mix brilliantly 
Cos I am them and they are me 
I threw away my high street cred 
To have a life instead 
Repeat the words that I just said 
To go to the party in your head