I slapped a pound note 
Down on the counter 
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' 
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' 

And they thought I looked 
The other way when 
They were standing 
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water 
And I'm glad I did 

I slapped a pound note 
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir' 
They are quite touchy 
About anything 
Like that personal 
Stuff I had simply pasted the new photo over the old one 
And I'm glad I did 

And they thought I looked 
The other way when 
They were standing 
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water 
And I'm glad I did