I'm the underrated
Under appreciated
Frequently amputated
And then regenerated
Ruler of the underground
Call me earthworm Jim
I'm sensing through receptors man
I'm breathing through my skin
No lungs
Don't need 'em
I eat mud
I taste freedom
I'm the worldwide celebrity cylindrical dude
That's my mood why you always tryna fuck it up for me?
I been on this planet longer than you bruv
Worms on tarmac
(Worms on tarmac)
In the rain
(In the rain, in the rain)
Looking for a feeling
(Looking for a feeling)
We can't explain
I was doing my thing when you apes were just little fishes
I was doing my thing before the dinosaurs existed
Best believe I'm parasitic, abundant and diverse
I kept doing my thing when meteors showered the earth
But my brain and body aren't equipped for your manmade landscapes
These artificial stones are impermeable
It burns when I crawl, what fuck am I supposed to do with a road or a pavement or a curb or a wall?
I get stranded, and none of you fuckers think to lend a helping hand
Pick me up, drop me on some soggy land
Where I can be who I'm supposed to be
The OG terrestrial invertebrate, yeah that's right you heard me mate
I should be wriggling giggling chewing and nibbling
But now I'm stuck in the sun and I'm sizzling
I was just meant to be visiting but now I cannot get out of this puddle I'm sitting in
Shit here comes a dog
I think he's seen me
Oh my god
Worms on tarmac
(Worms on tarmac)
In the rain
(In the rain, in the rain)
Looking for a feeling
(Looking for a feeling)
We can't explain
(We can't explain)
Then we get stuck there
(Then we get stuck here)
It's not the one
(Not the one, not the one)
Worms on tarmac
(Worms on tarmac)
In the sun
(Oh shit)
