I WANNA BE A ROCK'N ROLL STAR 
I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO PLAYS AN ACE GUITAR 
IN EVERY TOWN I WANT TO GET MY DRINKS FOR FREE 
AND THOUSAND GIRLS WILL CRY WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE 

HEY, HEY, HEY ROCK'N ROLL STAR 

I WANNA BE THE ONE WITH PREFERENCE TO FUCK 
A HEAVY METAL GENTLEMAN RISING OUT OF RUCK 
I AM SO NIMBLE-FINGERED, RUBBING STRINGS SO FAST 
ALSO BETWEEN YOUR MAIDEN GIRLFRIENDS LEGS 

I'LL SURELY NEVER GET REDUCED TO PENURY 
LIKE A POOR WRETCH WHO'S ROCK'N ROLLING IN MONEY 
MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS, NOW REALITY 
UNTIL ANOTHER BASTARD GETS BIGGER THAN ME