I'm the most 
Bad-ass mom 
You've ever seen
If you 
Look at me funny 
I'll rip 
Out your spleen
I'll crush 
Your face in my hands and 
Turn it into snow
Then I'll make you do 
Chores at my house and 
Shovel up the dough

OH!

All right!
Let's open up this motherfuckin' pit!
GO!

BOOWAA!

I am
Ian's mom
My son's the dumbest
I am
Ian's mom
My son's a pussy

YO!