There's a problem we need to address The world is getting more and more PC To the point where people give us weird looks when we say curse words in public So we came up with a super clever way to say bad words without anyone knowing All you gotta do Is say them backwards We love to say F***, a** and s*** Motherf****** try to stop us But we just can't quit So any time You wanna say f*** Listen to us And we'll show you what's up Like what the kcuf I stepped in tihs Came out of the elohssa Of a dog who is a hctib Maddog Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms Should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods Hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want So shut the kcuf up Walk up to some ladies With my kcid in my hand What? that's disgusting and creepy No, I get my kid on the weekends He's a really good kid I don't really get along with his mom very well though Ooh Let's try another example One time in college, I sucked a kcid What? This little boy got bitten by a rattlesnake And he was gonna die if I didn't suck the venom out Ooh But the snake bite was on his kcid! Maddog Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms Should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods Hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want So shut the kcuf up Maddog Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms Should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods Hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want So shut the kcuf up Get ready for the WORST CURSE WORD EVER It can never just be said by WHOEVER We put together a solution that's QUITE CLEVER So we brought iiiiiiiiin TREVOR Go ahead, say it Guys, it's not offensive if you say it backwards Yeah, I don't know I'm still not comfortable It's cool guys It's just, y' know there's a whole 'history' behind the word Yeah can you just say it, since you are one and it would be kinda wrong for me to say it Seriously guys? What's so bad about saying the word Bastard? So what if my parents weren't married? Maddog Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms Should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods Hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want So shut the kcuf up Maddog Kcuf this tihs These elohssa rekcufrehtoms Should stop being kcids Stop being gabehcuods Hctibs and tawts Now we say what we want So shut the kcuf up What about the word tit? Oh, er that doesn't work because it's a palindrome Er, you can just say the word boob instead Also a palindrome Goddammit! I mean, Timmaddog