Put down my thoughts in a letter to the president Penciled and packaged with all due respect Elvis commemorative just for effect Never heard back, you think you know a guy Wired my congrats to Chuck and Di some time ago All my love to the queen My invitation was lost in the mail But I know I was missed When they kissed 'neath the veil I sent a nice gift, never got a note But my closet's a shrine to and old friend of mine Here i talk all the time with a prophet priest I pull out boxes and brooms And I gush like a groom For it's here I commune with A prophet, priest and king If I indeed am misperceived By some heads of state, hey, that's great 'Cause I talk to a prophet who tells me the truth And I dine with a king at my home in Duluth Better yet I'm in touch with a much needed friend Who hears my confessions and pardons my sin