I am milking the snake She's extracting her fangs She's secreting some drops of venom Into my little jar She is shedding her skin Into my little hand I am milking the snake, and I am having an awesome time doing it She said she'd rather sleep I said I'd rather play And I do not care about her feelings I don't care about keeping her comfortable As she slithers away Back into her little cage She turns and she hisses at me That I am That I am rude, yeah That I am always so rude to her