I'm the underrated Under appreciated Frequently amputated And then regenerated Ruler of the underground Call me Earthworm Jim I'm sensing through receptors, man, I'm breathing through my skin No lungs Don't need 'em I eat mud I taste freedom I'm the worldwide celebrity cylindrical dude That's my mood, why you always tryna fuck it up for me? I been on this planet longer than you, bruv Worms on tarmac Worms on tarmac In the rain In the rain, in the rain Looking for a feeling Looking for a feeling We can't explain I was doing my thing when you apes were just little fishes I was doing my thing before the dinosaurs existed Best believe I'm parasitic, abundant and diverse I kept doing my thing when meteors showered the Earth My brain and body aren't equipped for your manmade landscapes These artificial stones are impermeable It burns when I crawl What fuck am I supposed to do with a road or a pavement or a curb or a wall? I get stranded, and none of you fuckers think to lend a helping hand Pick me up, drop me on some soggy land Where I can be who I'm supposed to be The OG terrestrial invertebrate, yeah, that's right you heard me, mate I should be wriggling, giggling, chewing, and nibbling But now I'm stuck in the sun and I'm sizzling I was just meant to be visiting but now I cannot get out of this puddle I'm sitting in Shit, here comes a dog I think he's seen me Oh my god Worms on tarmac Worms on tarmac In the rain In the rain, in the rain Looking for a feeling Looking for a feeling We can't explain We can't explain Then we get stuck there Then we get stuck there It's not the one Not the one, not the one Worms on tarmac Worms on tarmac In the sun Oh, shit