I won't be comin home tonite 
3am sittin in the gutter tired of waitin around 
Puke on the pavement beer in my hand 
Now pick up the phone and make a call to my house 
Hearin a voice I can't understand 
Dad I'm too drunk come give me a hand 
I'm sick and tired of waitin around 
That's ok I'm fallin back down 
I won't be comin home tonite.