Watched a horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Shockin' me right out of my brain Shockin' me right out of my brain Watched a horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Shockin' me right out of my brain Shockin' me right out of my brain If I did not have an ego I would not be here tonight If I did not have an ego I might not think that I was right If you did not have an ego you might not care the way you dressed If you did not have an ego you'd just be like the rest Ego is not a dirty word Ego is not a dirty word Ego is not a dirty word Don't you believe what you've seen or heard? Ego is not a dirty word Ego is not a dirty word Ego is not a dirty word Don't you believe what you've seen or heard? This is my city, this is your city This is our city now This is my city, this is your city This is our city now Well, I'm back in the land of second chances And rock 'n' roll shows where nobody dances Back in the land of chicken and chips Mars bars and roadside tips This is my city, this is your city This is our city now This is my city, this is your city This is our city now I feel a little crazy, I feel a little strange Like I'm in a pay phone without any change I feel a little edgy, I feel a little weird I feel like a schoolboy who's grown a beard I'm livin' in the 70's Eatin' fake food under plastic trees My face gets dirty just walkin' around I need another pill to calm me down I'm livin' in the 70's I'm livin' in the 70's I'm livin' in the 70's I'm livin' in the 70's You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm Flying to my hometown on a 747 Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven Looking up the aisle trying to see what I could see She leaned over and said coffee tea or me White apron and brown leather shoes The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised Broke my left leg and sprained my right Now she takes my temperature every night Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm