Hello everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am today's newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decap' you like a Haitian Face it I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing That's all Hello Ms. Winney Whitney Would you like to play a game with me? Go 'round and throw around a frisby I hope it isn't too windy Maybe I'll bring along Cindy We can all play in the shed Show you what's under my bed As long as you keep it unsaid Cause if you tell somebody That I'm out collecting heads They gonna tell the feds Then momma's gonna make me take my meds I fuckin' hate my meds They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed And when I get depressed I lay with Beth while I caress her breast But Beth's been dead for about a week now Her body's my antique now My new spatulas her feet I use her torso as a sheet now I wasn't always crazy Till I met this bitch named Caroline A lot of you might actually know her Her real name's, uh heroin Hello everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am todays newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decap you like a Haitian Face it I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing That's all All my teachers never liked me So I shot up my professor Told him watch his fuckin' mouth That was the lesson of my lecture But to each his own I brought him home To keep him as my treasure Kept his body in the closet But his fingers in my dresser Cooking on the stove I'll turn your organs into plaster Stir a little faster To the children I'm a bastard I turn them into Casper Watch me demonstrate disaster Underground psychopath These rappers call me master All I wanna feed them is some Beatles Do you want some more? Tell you to face the floor on all fours While I fuck your whore I can feel the rezadue Come sweatin out my pours Watch me play with organs Bet I never miss a chord Hello everybody My name's Evan D. Kraven I am todays newest patient I'm glad I'm participating I guess I'll start this off by saying I'm a labelled assailant They found a couple unknown bodies Rotting under my basement But I'm not here to make new friends I'm not the one you wanna blabble to A paranoid-schizophrenic-fuck-you-bitch attitude I'll slice you up with gratitude Decapitate you like a Haitian Face it I'm the modern Jason All you rappers I'm replacing That's all