What a mess and why I've done it? Again I put myself in that kind of shit Who need ennemies? It's not me! Alone I'm enought to bring me problems Just another drinking night with my mates in a pub that allright So what's the need for me to bet with my best friend Alex? I can't tell! What a trouble, what a mess! As I stand there naked with that girl Like a child intimidated with that monster of double my weight Never ever bet with a friend you're abble to go in bed with any girl Nasty or fat it's not a problem as you're in a word a sex performer He will laught and give the challenge to fuck the ugliest girl of the place Then when come the time for action you will feel yourself a bit depressed