I can't even think about The proletariat revolution 'til after noon or 1 o'clock I've gotta watch TV Eat some lunch and lay around Then peel myself up off the couch My friends are all unemployed Bet they still say I'm lazy Can't even get lost on my own I have seen this Lost In Space at least 300 times before and now I can't even reach the fuckin' telephone Go slow cuz I get vertigo What's left to underachieve? Every choice I've made, I've chosen not to choose If you need some help, I'll show you how to lose I guess eventually I may get sick of doing nothing bet then I could get used to it I could be an unadulterated pop culture experiment Then maybe somebody will finally give a shit!