Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet? Cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Gets depressed How does an animal see once the sun has set? Bandits in the capital, limited civilian unrest Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Gets depressed What kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette? Grass in the pasture is sharper than a bayonet Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Gets depressed "Happiness won't leave me alone!" Sings the bird in his nest "Get a load of this fucking view, it's the best in the west!" Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Gets depressed