It's Christmas Eve again Well I lied, it's just the tenth Of the month, let's burn December down But in a festive way We'll do it with some Christmas lights Before the holiday I've got enough holiday cheer To burn December down this year I saw the yule log on TV That's what I want Christmastime to be It's Christmas day again Well I lied, it's the eleventh Of the month, let's burn December down Not in an evil way Just like a cute seasonal villain Animated out of clay I've got enough holiday cheer To burn December down this year Santa Claus, my dear Breed yourself some fireproof reindeer All I want for Christmas isn't Jesus Yeah the kind of son I want Ain't the son of God, it's just God damned arson The world is up in flames It's so festive, red's a Christmas color anyway I've got enough holiday cheer To burn December down this year I saw the yule log on TV That's what I want Christmastime to be