Well you're the grand wild Have you noticed When you walk in, all the fairy boys are Pale and nervous Well my starship doesn't want me And neither does this world I'm glad I caught you on my view screen, Sailor You're the grand Wilde Come and court me Cause this wooing is what I'm wanting When my spacesuit comes to warm me And hold me like a god I am the captain of the gravity, Maxwell Everywhere I see your faces Hot one From my starship over Venus to the sun But it's a crime! Your mistaken! A momentary seizure of love Oh, love Well you're the grand wild But darling, I'm a mess I've got to humanize my wrinkled form But the boys are not impressed When my spaceship comes to orbit Just hold me like a girl I'll be the captain of the gravity, Maxwell I see your faces in the strangest places Hot one From the starship over Venus to the sun But it's a crime! You're mistaken! Momentary seizure of love Hot one From a starship over Venus to the Sun But it's a drag! You're so mean! Destroying my belief in, in love Oh, love