Hello! Hey girl... Whahahahaha, my name's Mr. Puta! It's Shayla! I fucked your mama last night ah Her pussy's nice eh Oh my God! Puta madre, puta, puta madre (3x) Puta madre Oh my God! Puta madre, puta, puta madre (3x) Puta madre, I fucked your mama ah (2x) Hello, my name is Mr. Puta, I went to my favourite mota land, to party I wanna hear the bass go boom boom boom Oh my God! I wanna hear the bass go boom boom boom Oh my God He turns around and points his fucking finger to the back of the line And guess what, I had to line up for like half a fucking hour I eventually made my way into the club And I look around and I was like "Where the fuck is the DJ Booth?!" I finally found the guy that was playing 5th to me "You're late!" I can't believe he spoke to me like that What is everybody's problem?! Oh my God! So I get my shit together and I start playing my favorite track And then the whole dance floor stops And everybody was staring at me Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says "Excuse me, can you please stop playing that junk 'Cause nobody likes that kinda music in here" I was like "What do you want me to do?" "I didn't have anything else to play" So he goes to the backroom And brings me a whole box of commercial shit for me to play And goes "Here you go, sweetheart. You can play these" God, that was truly the shittiest freakin' club that I had ever played at Oh my God! (2x)