You asked me to come here Sit in a cold bar She's a menace She's a superstar Aren't we the anti-heroes That we're all afraid to talk about Does that freak you out I wanna feel like a real person To you and everyone else in the world I feel like I'm on the nightly news as The lonely, not-so-genius girl And none of my friends ever tell me They watch me age And they all speed up I got a feeling this is all a part of it I have a feeling this is how you'd write it I wanna feel like a real person You asked me to come here Meet somewhere in between She is selfish She's a fever dream Aren't we the villains That we're so ashamed to write about Does that freak you out I wanna feel like a real person To you and everyone else in the world I feel like I'm on the nightly news as The lonely, not-so-genius girl And none of my friends ever tell me They watch me age And they all speed up I got a feeling this is all a part of it I have a feeling this is how you'd write it I wanna feel like a real person And you can't look me in the eye this time A couple blocks and a bottle of cheap wine Yeah, I am different 'Cause I waited for a sign The psychic said that I wanna feel alive I wanna feel like a real person To you and everyone else in the world I feel like I'm on the nightly news as The lonely, not-so-genius girl And none of my friends ever tell me They watch me age And they all speed up I got a feeling this is all a part of it I have a feeling this is how you'd write it If only you'd ever really write I know that we can be a bit obsessive I wanna feel like a real person