Do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh I killed a crook in an alleyway Down by the boardwalk I think it was a Monday Imagine if you can I buried another man's head in the sand I could have come clean I could have confessed But I held my tongue You should be impressed! And later that month Some kids dug him up A pauper [?] with fingers and cuffs Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh I took a match to a mansion The owner was handsome But he had a hideous passion He lured little boys With candy and toys I must say he burned with remarkable poise I could have come clean I could have confessed But I held my cards You should be impressed! And later that week His watch and his teeth Were found in the gutter on Sullivan Street Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh We all have a secret we're keeping A gospel we deem worth deleting So pull up a chair And solemnly swear To never repeat what I'm preaching We all have a secret we're keeping A gospel we deem worth deleting So pull up a chair And solemnly swear To never repeat what I'm preaching Do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh, do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? No, you couldn't possibly So cover your ears And listen carefully, dear Oh Do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? What I never told ya? Do you remember What I never told ya? What I never told ya? What I never told ya?