And I cried because I had holes in my socks
Why oh why
My life is so tragic...
It's so tragic so..
And I dropped my bacon sandwich on the floor
My fame is Matt and I'm from Cardiff
Is that what that means Matt from Cardiff?
Yeah, it's in Wales
Woke up this morning I had no muffins, no milk, no bread
No muffins, no muffins and no milk
No muffins, no muffins, no bread, and no muffins, no milk, no muffins
I'm heartbroken because I can't watch American horror stories
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, it's so sad

I put my socks on this morning and I have a hole in them
Oh that's horrible
And no clean ones
Oh god
Should I wear my boyfriends?
That was great you told me you weren't good at this
Yeah I'm really good, yeah
This one I'm stuff in tr stuff in traffic
I'm stuff in traffic
La la la la la la la la

I went to the toaster to make toast
That was gorgeous
And there was toast already in it
These are really really sad
It's so sad
Really sad
It's like an Adele song
There was already toast in it
Oh my god so sad...
Could you imagine
What is this one?
Let's end on this one
I guess it's, together

I woke up in the morning and I had to make my own cup of tea
Also I didn't get a chance to have my break-eee
Oh
Woooooo
Good job
Great work
We should record that and put it on iTunes
We should totally do that
Definitely