Hey, what a perfect day!
Why, you look sad!
You think you're imperfect
Doubts drive you mad
You've lost your pride and confidence
Sometimes unlike yourself
Don't give up—don't you submit
Shit on it!

They say you're small
I think you're tall
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
They say you're fat
So what? They're flat!
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
I know you're strong
So don't feel wrong
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
Nothing they say
Will wreck the day
Do it your way

I know you're strong
So don't feel wrong
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
Nothing they say
Will wreck the day
Do it your way

So, who is really cool?
You think "the stars"
But they're irregular
Just regulars
Perfection is a point of view
Don't change your looks or ways
If someone says, "I don't like you"
Shit on it!

They say you're small
I think you're tall
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
They say you're fat
So what? They're flat!
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
I know you're strong
So don't feel wrong
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
Nothing they say
Will wreck the day
Do it your way

(Whoa!)
(Hey!)
(Who is cool?)

Don't give a shit
Don't you submit
Say it's so
Hey hi hello!
Don't give a shit
Don't you submit
Say it's so
Hey hi hello!

I know you're strong
So don't feel wrong
Just say it's so
Hey hi hello!
Nothing they say
Will wreck the day
Do it your way