"Ay, me and Melo against him and Shaq, we-" "What, you think you like me? You ain't like me, m- (you like me?) You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with?" Dude's talking loud, I don't understand Walk around like they the true big baller, damn How you think that? I'm about to spit facts I walk in Reebok in '92, I came out with them Shaqs I've been doing this a long time When you was averaging two points, riding the pine You see my T-shirts, you see my feetwork Big Baller Brand, that was me first How many parades did I give them L.A. streets? How many rings with Kobe? See, you thought we had beef How many accolades, how many ceremonies? I had whatever I want, like Tony! Toni! Toné! You beatin' me? That's a bunch of baloney You think you Mailman, you ain't even Jeff Malone (y) When did you play, huh, what year? Oh, yeah, you play for Dallas, Erick Dampier Listen here: they call me Steph Harden I make the same salary as Steph and James Harden 200-plus: 248 You do the math, man Damn, my life is great You want to battle Dies, you better have endurance Before you crash, man, get that General Insurance Or get some Icy Hot, rub it on your back Before you break that f- around with Shaq Sit down, man, you be doin' the most You know your ass is barbecue chicken in the post First you can beat Mike, then you can beat me Wake that ass up, you havin' a dream And when you wake up, apologize And bow down to my Staples Center statue hangin' off the side Of the building-excuse me, arena I feel like Martin with this flow; damn, Gina! You've been caught up in a rapture And when you're watchin' Zo play, look up in the rafters You'll see Magic Johnson, you'll see Jerry West You'll see Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Damn, he was the best Keep lookin' man, I know you see this Number 34 next to Gail Goodrich Big Daddy Kane, no half-steppin' I'm more like Will Smith (why?) I am legend Penny love me, Kobe hate me D-Wade ain't tell me Pat Riley was gon' trade me That ain't fade me, nothin' fade me Jerry Maguire with this flow-pay me The Big Baller Brand trust, I am that I hope you get the message, by telephone or fax Two more things I got to say: You did a great job, I love how your sons play And lil' Melo, too, attitude hella cool Jumper wet, wet like two thots in a pool I learned the game from William Wesley, you can never test me 'Cause when I'm done, they gon' remember me, like Elvis Presley Watch your mouth, don't ever step outta line Shaq O'Neal, bro-greatest of all time This is a game to me, this is not a sport My name ain't Shaq, I'm the black Michael Rapaport "And Big Baller T-shirts look uncomfortable as f-"