I'm having a really bad day No one better fuck with me I stepped on dog poop then my mom sexted me accidentally Maybe some TV will come relax me Come on, pretty girls, lie to me But then the DVR says that it is gone Oops, my bad. I'm sorry I needed a quarter for my Cupcake Wars I'm gonna kick you in the balls I don't give any fucks at all If anyone pisses me off, they're gonna get a kick to the balls Hey, look. It's the Pizzaman You're 30 minutes late again Oh, hey, Mr. Mailman No more junk or I will kick you in yours! Oh yeah, I wanna kick more I'll kick my ex-boyfriends The cop who gave me a ticket And my pervy poolman The stylist that fucked up my bangs I'll kick any guy in my way Don't care if you're black, white, crippled or gay These feet don't discriminate But what happens if I run out of douchy guys? Where will I get my relief? [Lady:] Excuse me, you're in my parking spot [Lisbug:] Oh, my god, I'm so sorry [Lady:] Fucking blonde! I'm gonna punch you in the tits Bitches, better watch out for my fist Hey, ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, I'm gonna punch you right in the tits! The chick who stole my parking spot cut me in line at the coffee shop I don't care if you are just a kid You're gonna get punched in the tits I don't want your cookies Go cry to your mommy! [Shane:] Lisa, what are you doing? You're totally out of control [Lisbug:] But it feels so good [Shane:] It does feel good