I WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF MY FLOOR MY CLOTHES STILL SMELL LIKE THE NIGHT BEFORE WHERE AM I, WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF-SELF I´M LIKE A FAT KID RUNNING THROUGH A CANDY STORE I´M LIKE A NYMPHO SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF WHORES WHY CAN´T I JUST GET CONTROL OVER MYSELF?-SELF I´M NOT TRYING TO BE A SAINT. I DON´T WANNA BE A PRESIDENT SOMEDAY. I´M JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY WAY. YEAH! I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH IT AIN´T NO ONE´S FAULT BUT MINE I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH SO IF YOU FUCK UP ALL THE TIME LETS ALL SING! OOPS MY BAD I NEVER SAID I´D EVER GET IT RIGHT. DA DA DA DA DA DA MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTS A BREAK AND THAT BEING WITH ME IS WHAT TURNED HER GAY WHAT´S WITH ME; WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME?-TIME I´M LIKE A BLIND MAN WALKING THROUGH A PERFUME SHOP I´M LIKE A BLACK GUY SWITCHING LANES IN FRONT OF THE COPS WHY CAN´T I JUST GET CONTROL OVER MYSELF?-SELF I´M NOT TRYING TO BE A SAINT. I DON´T WANNA BE A PRESIDENT SOMEDAY. I´M JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY WAY. YEAH! I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH IT AIN´T NO ONE´S FAULT BUT MINE I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH SO IF YOU FUCK UP ALL THE TIME LETS ALL SING! OOPS MY BAD I NEVER SAID I´D EVER GET IT RIGHT. DA DA DA DA DA DA I´M JUST A BAD LUCK CHARM. TO BLAME WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. BEEN CURSED SINCE I WAS BORN MAYBE ONE DAY I´LL CHANGE FOR NOW ALL I CAN SAY YEAH! I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH IT AIN´T NO ONE´S FAULT BUT MINE I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH I CAN´T DO NOTHING RIGHT I´M SORRY I´M A FUCK UP,YEAH SO IF YOU FUCK UP ALL THE TIME LETS ALL SING! OOPS MY BAD I NEVER SAID I´D EVER GET IT RIGHT. OOPS MY BAD I NEVER SAID I´D EVER GET IT RIGHT. OOPS MY BAD I NEVER SAID I´D EVER GET IT RIGHT. DA DA DA DA DA DA AAH...FUCK IT.