I have a massive spot on my arse
Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think??
If everyone drop out of high school right now
We would have a more intelligent society
If a girl is drunk is it okay to have sex with her 
Oh, oh  please reply YES or NO to @Dr.Phill!
Hastag teen sex party
I just farted something sweet! 
Smelled AMAZING!!!
Hastag candy farts
Everyone who has a cold sore take a picture
And send it to me
Celebrity tweets yeah
The color of my pee ofter terrefies me 
Hey yo, I think its despicable me time 
Part two doe
Oh, gwalll lahhhh gwammm lykke demmm werk dat pusssssayyyyy
Pusy, pusy, pusy 
Its funny when 90 year old men reconigze me 
Hastag sex tape watechers
Can't believe grandmas makin me take out the garbage
I'm too rich for this shit
Sad face
Bieber please just put your fucking shirt on 
Do ants have dicks
Celebrity tweets yeah 
Bubble but
I like fields
Bubble but
I just cummed on my shoes
So U know how U press copy on UR smartphone with your finger 
Question marks
Don't U feel like U have touse the same finger to paste 
Exclamation points
The instagram really creepy pics like this 
And this and this and this
They even post 6 second vine video clips 
Of useless shit like this
Celebrity tweets 
Celebrity tweets  yeah 
Celebrity tweets 
11 of my followers will probably die tonight.
I hope its not you
But if it is
Thanks for following