You dopes are all the same and that's why I'm so ashamed
To be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
You take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
Post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle
She's everything that you are not she's not a girl,
She is a thought she's an idea or an ideal that you won't ever get
So go play with your make believe internet friends
She's on a greyhound bus I ate a hairy coconut
I think I might have diverticulitis is there too much beer
Inside us ugly riot girls saying I don't know shit -
It hurts to know you care enough to send the very shittiest,
So gentlemen and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
That your stupid on-line world and your stupid comments
May well be justification for a beating where applicable
Not valid in vermont void where prohibited and shut your fucking mouth
Don't go to easter isle and overpopulate
You'll destroy god's spaceship earth dilute dilute ok
