Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong You're a simian You're the missing link This club's a zoo thanks to you And your gorilla buddies too Planet of the Apes Monkey see Monkey do A shot upside the head for you