I don't want to call you and take you to the show I don't want to go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't want to be in love with you (4x) I don't want to take you for walks on the beach I don't want you hanging on me like a leech Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do And I don't want to be in love with you (4x) Love is a waste of my time Don't waste my time cause I've got better things to do To you love is just games and Googly eyeed teen romance That's why I don't want to be in love with you I don't want to think about you everyday I don't want to shower and put on aftershave Cause love is for assholes Yeah love is for assholes it's true And I don't want to be in love with you