i gotta little lisp
and i've been working on my limp
wrist women are a frag
and i think i wanna be a faggot
mincing ninny, a praning fairy,
merry little queen
a brice labruce wet dream,
a nacy boy with wings
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i wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual (4x)
shock the middle class,
take it up your punk rock ass
you rub your little thing
when you see phony dykes
in penthouse magazine
so whats the difference,
mr. cream rince
you just need a man,
a beefy leather fag
to take you out in drag
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call me a faggot,
call me a butt-loving, fudge packing, queer
i don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
that makes me wanna drink a beer
and be a pansy, a homo
shock the middle class,
take it up your punkrock ass
you rub your puny thing
when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts
you're so full of shit
why don't you admit
you don't have the balls to be a queer
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