california sucks california sucks it's worse than old new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks hot tubs and ja'causezi's and swaying green that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you've with all the cash they make california movie stars strung the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives produced ronald reagan, jerry brown and countless other out on sleeping pills no - i've never been there and you fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you don't know how to think i can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink