Massacres, violence, film at ten
Media scumbags strike again
Shove a microphone in some poor guy's face
So your ratings can soar to outer space
Charles Manson
Adolf Hitler
Oprah Winfrey
No, no, no, no, no!
Ken and Barbie on location
Pretty newsman, masturbation
Not a way to spend my afternoon
I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons
John Gacy
Mark Chapman
John Hinckley
Go, John, go!
Channel Eight and the Daily Times
Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes
Keep your TV on and stay inside
Or you'll end up a victim of a homicide
Bernie Goetz
Phil Donahue
What's the difference?
I don't know
